FAQS

Q: Why does the Scooter God look like Darth Vader?
A: That's merely a coincidence... a better question would be why did George Lucas make Darth Vader look like the Scooter God!...next question!

Q: Aren't you Dolkus 5000?? Why are you pretending to be the Scooter God!?
A: I don't know what you mean... next question!

Q: How do I make my Ruckus go faster??
A: Get a Dolsoe! No more questions!!